April 14, 2021 Subject:
free seed packet with each issue
This is Penthouse the way you remember it -- with the dried dribblings of an anonymous masturbator sticking together page 106. That stain would be 43 years old today if it landed upon a human egg instead of a magazine. So it goes
April 20, 2019 Subject:
Like the cave paintings of Lascaux, man leaves his mark.
January 23, 2016 Subject: